Stuff I Think About Before 9am

blind leading…their own life, apparently

dscottgreer — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:56:32 +0000

This morning: Attention blind folk & those who know them: if you see a visually impaired person tapping and bumping into things and you are either walking along with or near them, do you offer to help? I would THINK so..but I have been barked at and just SAW someone get barked at b/c this person was INSULTED…“I CAN DO IT MYSELF!” GRRRR…. Geez, thrice bitten now don’t know WHAT the hell to do. Any takers on this one?

Backward Red Light

dscottgreer — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:57:00 +0000

@ crosswalk: the yellow light signifies when a light is about to turn red. why not have a red light where…when the light is going from red to green, the yellow light illuminates WITH the red light signifying it’s about to turn green… and then the green light illuminates while the red and yellow lights are now extinguished. gives new functionality to the yellow light: instead of only signifying a red light is about to come, it can now signify a green light allowing vehicles approaching to avoid slowing down and braking unnecessarily saving gas and brake pads.

Uh oh…somebody’s knocking at my door violently. representatives from midas are here with men in black…HEEEELLLLLP!!!

oxymoronia: sun in the Shade

dscottgreer — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:02:00 +0000

I got up and thought, geez, what a nice and sunny day it is here in…uh, wait…is it okay to say that it’s nice and sunny in SHADYSIDE (my neighborhood)?!

Wizard of Oz

dscottgreer — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:38:00 +0000

Before SEVEN am: SEVENTY YEARS ago today, the greatest movie ever made was released – everything we’ll ever need to know is contained in…. “THE WIZARD OF OZ” Say what you will, Haters, but just like Michael Jackson…you LOVED it at one time, only to poke fun later!

NOT YOUR TYPICAL AM THOUGHT

dscottgreer — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:16:00 +0000

…this should be an EVERYDAY reminder…everytime one goes to read the newspaper, watch the news or otherwise gets “information” from mainstream sources.

Wanna watch a series of docu-movies that are SURE to provoke, prod and propel you into thought and conversation?!
ZEITGEIST MOVIE
(Thank you, Jennifer)
I’d suggest watching the “Addendum” first..little less abrasive…

Zeitgeist – The Movie
Source: www.zeitgeistmovie.com

brow beatin’

dscottgreer — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:13:00 +0000

Before 9am: this one might creep you out a little..did for me once I realized just how LONG I’ve been lQQking at Whoopi Goldberg without noticing…THIS B*&CH AIN’T GOT NO F*&^KING EYEBROWS!!! For shizzy, yo! Check this out… WHOOPI

dscottgreer — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:12:00 +0000

(august twenty first two thousand nine)
Before 9am: this one’s easy. Brett FARve?! Uhhh….no. Brett Favre…more like FAY-vuh-ruh tawlk amongst ya’selves…

basket cases made in china?

dscottgreer — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:11:00 +0000

Before 9am: I got TWO today…pretty different, but…1) I heard this one yesterday and made me pause: “She was a BASKET CASE (a wreck, mess…sad) what IS a basket case? Has anyone ever SEEN one? And how does this a sad person fit?! 2) In China…, when you look at tags inside clothes or under useless trinkets does it say “MADE HERE”? Yes, I thought of that one myself. GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

i’m good enough….

dscottgreer — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:08:00 +0000

this sums it up for me today

I’m good enough

(originally august 17th 2009)

how much are YOU feelin you’re worth today?

dscottgreer — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:07:00 +0000

Before 9am: I got an exercise in this morning and thought, “geez, i feel like a million…” then i stopped…and wondered to myself, do ppl in other countries use this expression too?! If so, would they say, “geez, i feel like a millio…n YEN..or Dinars…or Crowns…or, for our friends to the north — a million LOONIES?!” Hm..